The Intro.

Hey guys, normally my life is dumb and boring but some days, sometimes I have these interesting things happening in my life which are sometimes unique and sometimes common that happen in everyone's life. Here I will try to share these with you.

The Crap.

Well from here I will start boring you, so I just hope that you will stay with me. But now as I start writing the real thing I am not so sure what to write. I mean when I start thinking what is so great about my life that is worth mentioning over here to keep your interest alive? Well..I have to think real hard now and think out all the crap that has happened in my life. Well let me think out for a moment.......

One small incident.

Oh yes, at last I remember one small funny incident, well here goes..

One fine morning I was going out for my classes, where on the way I meet this friend of mine on the middle of the road. Now this girl was my classmate in my college and the problem was the I didn't remember her name, So I didn't know what to call out to her. So I started calling her' ssh-ssh-eh-eh'. But I don't know why she was ignoring me cause she never did that before. So I went in to the thought why the hell is she ignoring me? But by that time she has passed me and was now ready to cross the road to go to the other side, and then I think she saw me from the corner of her eye and recognized me and told "oh its you!! I thought that it was some bully who was eve teasing me!!!"
I was totally surprised by her answer but we laughed together at that. But I still think about the problems that some women face because of eve teasing and its not so fair for them. They live in a constant fear of these kind of people. It's one of the negative points of living in this world....

The Thief.

Well this happened yesterday....

I was outside my office and was photocopying some material, when I suddenly heard a women shouting thief-thief. There were many people around me so I thought that someone would try to catch him but no one tried to catch him. The person who was photocopying my paper took the initiative to catch the thief and hence I realized that I should also run and try to catch the thief. So I ran behind the thief myself shouting 'thief-thief but the thief ran in to a lane nearby and I soon caught up with him, 1-because he was only and 2-because I was young and ran very fast. So when I caught up to him he was trapped in the lane and had no where to go. So giving me a frightened smile he said "that woman is my wife and I have taken her money". I said "I don't know all that, you talk to the women about this" and in a few more moments the woman came. She caught him by his collar and started throwing abuses at him. After a brief argument she put him in an auto and took him away.
I still don'tt know what was the matter and why was he running away but I was left wondering whether the man was innocent or not because by his talking and his attiree he seemed to be a decent man. Well, may be appearances ARE deceiving. sometimes. But I left the crowded scene with a sense of achievement and a feeling of helping someone.

Battery

Once when I was a small kid many years ago, my brother was sitting in the other end of the house and I was sitting on a couch in the other end of the house. So from that end he was trying to scare me by attempting to throw a battery at me. So he was like trying to scare me and I was like ducking here and there and trying to avoid being hit by the battery (even though he was not throwing it and in fact didnt want to). After a few times I stopped ducking and moving because I knew that he was just trying to scare me. But unfortunately for me while doing this a few times, suddenly the battery slipped out of his hand accidently and BANG it came and directly hit my head and after a few seconds there was a huge bump on my head. Some accidents just start off as fun but end in diaster and this was one of them...

Hot Incident

Hot incident? what do I mean by that? Well read on to know....

I was having a pizza late at night.(It was some mushroom extravanza, dominoes pizza, if you want to know which pizza!!) I was doing this movie marathon at home and watching movie after movie and like about 3:30 in the night I took out the last piece of pizza that was left. As it was not much spicy I sprinkled chilly flakes on it. As I was about to eat the pizza slice, I dont know how but one tiny piece of chilly flake jumped in to my right eye. After that all hell broke loose. It burned my eye like hell, like nothing I can describe to you. But my greatest fear was that I will become blind. I sprinkled water over my eye and after some minutes the pain started to subside and my eye came back to normal. But I must admit that the fear of loosing my eye was greater than the pain that was caused. You know, only after such accidents do you realize how important all the parts of your body are, how safely should you keep them, take care of them and also respect them.

But I think I shoul look on the positive side. The chilly flake didnt enter both my eyes......

Stupid school prank

Well when I was in the 6th grade I had this very good friend of mine. (though unfortunately we are no more in touch with each other) What I am going to tell you is very stupid, I know that, BUT we used to do this. Its one of the childish pranks I used to do when I was a child (obviously!!)
We made up this code names for shit and piss which were sauce and jam and we used to go around asking our friends and classmates what did they prefer, sauce or jam? And when they chose either we used to laugh at them as we were the only ones who knew about the code (because to us it meant they they liked shit or piss). It was like our most well guarded secret. LoL the stupid things we used to do when we were kids!!

The ice cream.

Well when I was in the 6th grade, this particular ice cream, whose name I wont mention over here (for the fear of a defemation suit against me!!!), was a big favourite of mine and I ate it for many years, like hell I even ate it on the day I got poor marks in my final exams!!! But the company of this ice cream ruined it all for me by decreasing the size of the ice cream. But I brushed that aside and it still continued to be my favourity ice cream. Untill one unfaithful day when I went to watch a play in a theater. During the interval I went to the stall and bought my favourite ice cream but when I bit in to the ice cream it was 1/4 ice!!! Well you know what? I felt something like ripped off by the company and it was one of the most expensive ice creams there was. I felt very bad about it and that was my last bite of my favuorite ice cream cause after that I didnt feel like having that ice cream ever again. And though this happened 7-8 years ago I still havent been able to forget this incident.
Though this incident may seem trival to you or may be of insignificance or even a very stupid one, but back then I got really pissed off by this incident.

The great fall

This happened in my 10th grade. I was going out for my classes and on the way there was this construction work going on. The workers were laying out footpath bricks and had just put up the 1 feet high boundry wall for the foothpaths. So there I came and I stepped on the wall to cross the other side, but the moment I stepped on it, the boundry wall started to shake and I soon found out the hard way that it was loose and freshly installed by falling down in the mud. And i dont know what kind of mud was that cause it had the worst smell in the history of smells!!! The construction worker came running and with the help of water I cleaned myself. Everyone over there started to see me and I felt very embarrased.